TORPEDO ROCKET (Eckernförde)

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An dieser Stelle stellen wir Euch die Bands vor, die sich im Dezember Eurem Voting stellen werden. Die meistgewählten 6 Bands werden auf dem DreMuvement II am 23./24.2. in der Kieler Schaubude auftreten. Bewerbungen können noch bis zum 15.11. eingereicht werden, nähere Infos hier - JOIN THE DREMUVEMENT!

Behold, apprentices of Rock'n'Roll!
This is Ryan Rosenbergh and this is my band TORPEDO ROCKET and I just wanna inform you kindly that we're the GODDAMN NEW SHIT IN ROCK BABY.
You need us for you fuckin festival? I say, fuck it man, yeah man, sounds fuckin awesome! This is all about ROCK, FUCK, BOOZE - Torpedo Rocket is a goddamn serious fuckin ass-kickin spankin machine man, we're going to rip you stage apart and blow your fuckin speakers, and all the horny groupies cant get enough of our rowdy private parts! This is serious goddamn business man, you need to know only one thing for sure: TORPEDO ROCKET - worship the best, fuck the rest. Hell yeah!



Check this out, dudes - and listen devoutly:
http://www.torpedorocket.com/

this is us on fuckin' facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/TORPEDO-ROCKET/169151523121029?ref=ts

and I'm on fuckin' facebook too - just write me for more awesome pics and gut-kickin music:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002548445520&ref=ts

last but not least, this is our channel on youtube, if we shall play your festival you can be dead certain you'll dedicate a whole new podcast to your Dremuvement.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TorpedoRocketOfficia

All the best dudes, I cant fuckin' wait for an answer.
I hope you all get laid tonight!
Rock, Ryan R.
btw. FUCK GEMA! 

THE FUCKIN’ BAND:

RYAN ROSENBERGH – LEAD VOCALS
DR. ROCK – LEAD GUITAR
RICK THE BIG DICK - LEAD GUITAR
BLOWGEORGE KILLROY – LEAD BASS
MARV METTCOCK – LEAD DRUMS

You think you have sex, you think you are a pimp, you think you are
ROCK, but you´ve never heard of TORPEDO ROCKET? You wimpy poser!
You´d better not mess with Ryan Rosenbergh and his tight crew, cause in
the land where they where raised, only rock and roll is praised. Since
Ryan Rosenbergh, singer and leader of the TR, joined forces with Dr.
Rock, the unchallenged god of electric guitar, and the tremendously gut-
kicking rhythm combo Blow Georg Kill Roy aka Bass In Your Face and
Marv Mettcock aka Brick In The Pants, TORPEDO ROCKET rides towards
victory and sexual success. So do not label yourself as ROCK until you
witnessed this almighty combo in their whole glorious strength and
magnificence. They shall prevail over all wanky whimps and posers who
desperately crawl this earth trying to imitate the power and almightiness
of the TR!

You want the ROCKET to tear apart a stage near you? Check out
http://www.torpedorocket.com/ or search on facebook. Fuck!

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